hey leech so i noticed you’ve made a lot of friends who ship fontcest and i was kinda antsy the whole time because i was afraid you’d end up shipping it. (nothing against you or the people who do, it just makes me uncomfortable) now that you wrote honeymustard, i just wanna know if i should be prepared for the other ships? where it’s more direct, same universe bros banging? (the cross shipping stuff is easier for me to gloss over for some reason idk) no hate; just need to know what to block :’)

germindis-leechlamp:

germindis-leechlamp:

understandable concern!

oh anon, you bring this up so gently, you are presh, please lemme boop yer nose

i personally still don’t ship any fontcest at all, and never will. for some reason creepy honeymustard is a weird loophole for me where i just like swap pap being written as a creep so much, it pretty much overrides every other discomfort involved. by being…the right kind of uncomfortable for me??

my forecast shows that, if you wish to continue looking at this trash blog, you may want to be prepared to block honeymustard, because the creepwap calls to me. and possibly fellcest just because of that one chapter of RLD where a shapeshifter tries to bang sans while looking like his brother. idk, it may come up again on here. but same universe bros banging, no, never from me.

if you guys have particular things you really want me to always tag, please let me know. i know i can be a space cadet about that sometimes.

this post is from december 2016

“i personally still don’t ship any fontcest at all, and never will.”

“but same universe bros banging, no, never from me.”

“no, never from me.”

“̙̘n͈o̩͇͚̳̕,̼̲͓͎ ̴̲͙̖̮n͖͉͓̝̻̰ę͈͚̭v̸̞̠̣̼̹e̩͈̞̭̪̲r̥͖͢ ̻̣̜f̘̞̻͚r̰o͕̲ḿ ̲̜̜͉m̶͍e̵̥̖̬͉̜̹.̨̠̘̲͙̘̥”̷̹̦̤͖̲̬̲

mistressofundertail:

universecipher:

drundertalescum:

singing-robot:

drundertalescum:

Hey this is utterly perfect

From: https://mobile.twitter.com/Fangamer/status/973628996838506496?s=19

Papyrus isn’t even holding the mug by the handle… he’s holding it in the worst possible way……

Papyrus why………

#not only does he never take the gloves off#but he can’t use his hands like a functional person and hold a mug by the handle

He goes to a bar, brings his own spaghetti, which he does not eat, wears a top hat(?) and bowtie, and holds his mug like a freaking chalice.. while a dog gnaws his bones….

ISN’T HE THE BEST?!?!?

Sanspar right now:

Both of these will be MINEEEEE!!!

Dogwood and caddy? Fusion plz I fan

that-one-tea-anon:

89animegirl:

They’d just, fall asleep somewhere and animals would come up to them, Decaf is just very docile and peaceful.

They are actually pretty stable together, however, Decaf is the epitomy of a “fairweather fusion”. They can be a shoulder to cry on, a person to vent to, but in terms of physical confrontation, Decaf would fall apart if they ever needed to FIGHT someone, making them useless in battle while together.

@that-one-tea-anon

A good and soft boy. ❤

– Tea!Mun