Sit back on the couch and let me do all the work. Tell me what snacks you want, what desserts you want and they will be yours. I want you to be a lazy pig, belly growing, expanding across your lap. Don’t move, just eat fat boy.
I’m now so fucking confused and concerned, cause I don’t remember what fic this would’ve been since I rarely bookmark fics unless they are hella what I like/want from a fic, though seeing this makes me legit kinda sad lmao