A/N: Tahp o’ tha mornin’ to ya, my precious Soibeans! On a random note, I actually found a soy bean at work today, and so remembered I needed to feed my Tumblr more fanfiction. Here, have this fluffy, not-so-kinky-but-still-sorta Frans thing before I start the requests I’ve recieved! Thank you @dunkybritscuit for reminding me that we need more fluff and less smut with those two.
Story under the cut, because we don’t want a poor soul to accidentally read this and freak out lol. WARNING! Tummy appreciation, stuffing, feeding and of course, a sprinkling of burps and what have you.
SO I HAD A THOUGHT @ WORK AND I’M JUST GOING TO LEAVE IT HERE
Ok, so. Flug n BH’s relationship is basically a secret between them right???
Imagine if you will: Somehow, the cat’s out of the bag. Idk how, but just imagine that suddenly it’s found out among the villain community.that they’re a thing.
Naturally, there is the concern of BH’s reputation
Of course, he’s a world-destroying eldritch beast that doesn’t need to bat an eye at what other villains think bc he’s fucking Black Hat and could murder everybody, but he’s trying to make a respectable name for himself and his business, here! So damn, if those baddies start getting the idea in their head that BH is this lovestruck fool now, what will that mean for his hard-earned reputation and business? It’ll be affected terribly, right?
Nope
Complete opposite. Everyone’s ecstatic. Their viewers ship it to the moon and back, The news is very positively received.
So of course after the initial surprise wears off, BH being the businessman he is, capitalizes on this shit. They start doing live broadcasts n shit and Black Hat’s like, “Call this number to order now! For each phone ring I hear, the doctor gets a kiss from yours truly!~”
*phones start ringing off the hook*
“Lmao, you thirsty bitches” *smooches the nerd multiple times*
And Flug, flustered as he may get, just goes along with it because what the fuck that’s adorable??? And he’s super touched that BH is so willing and open to be all lovey of him and isn’t ashamed of Flug and aaaaaaAAAAA he’s always a slut for validation??????
Demencia starts up betting pools on how fucking fluffy these two are going to get on today’s program
And best of all, it has an amazing impact on many of their customers, because wow. Imagine what a huge insecurity this must be among villains? Like, ‘Oh no, I feel love for another therefore I am weak and a terrible villain’ and that kind of shit affects their performance badly because inner conflict I would think??? But then they see fucking Black Hat, icon of all that is evil, happily and shamelessly being all lovey with his partner on live TV like it ain’t no big thing, and it’s like, ‘Woah. If he can do that, then I’ve been worrying over nothing.” AND LIKE???? MORE CRIMINAL LOVE ALL AROUND ADGFHDHFKGVGHJKN
TL;DR: I had this tangent going on in my head all day and I just wanted to get it written down ASAP before I forgot, it’s unimportant and dumb and has probably been said before in better words, ignore my random bs lol
non-suspicious 