pieni-kuolema:

“You are so incredibly drunk.”

“not nearly drunk enough, b’lieve me”

(sans often deals by things getting a little too much to bear by getting completely shitfaced at grillby’s. unfortunately, alcohol mixed with his poor messed up head doesn’t always lead to very good decisions. fortunately grillby is a good friend who doesn’t take advantage of his best customer’s impaired state of mind…or ask uncomfortable questions when sans is unable to meet his eyes the next day.)