raccoonsinqueen:

I like to think that UF!Papyrus will deteriorate and act like classic Papyrus if you feed his ego enough.

Happy 69 Followers! I promised something special and here’s something special! Sorry it’s not fontcest, but I can’t help myself, the self inserts call me! I really love you guys THIS MUCH!!

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Wedge – Chapter 8

fallsintoapit:

Summary: After being unsatisfied with their lives, Dipper and Mabel move back to Gravity Falls to reopen the Mystery Shack, and something scary and new starts bubbling under the surface. But the sudden appearance of a third party throws even their sibling relationship into chaos. 

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[Chp 7]

[AO3]


Chapter 8 – Model Building

Dipper was surprised at how much of the administrative side
of the Shack was finished up, a little over two months since he’d started it.
The legal aspects of the Shack being a business were set with (almost) no
outstanding problems; the first wave of gift shop souvenirs was on its way to
Gravity Falls in the back of a truck driven by one Marcus Corduroy, working for
his dad’s local trucking business; he had a few contracts drawn up with some of
local businesses, to trade advertising and services; Internet ad spaces were
bought and scheduled to start advertising in December (for their January reopening);
he even managed to get billboard space on the highway that passed by the town,
and man did he not care about any of
that right now.

A bunch of related paperwork sat off to the side in front of
his open but discarded laptop, abandoned on a page about flyer purchasing (a
non-digital avenue to reach older or local prospective customers) on a table
sitting in Ford’s Laboratory, where his workspace had been for the past few
weeks. At the moment he was too engrossed in reading through the OTHER notes to
care about budgets and timetables.

It was incredible how many unverified rumors bounced around,
how often something in the forest needed checking up on, how much danger existed that needed to be
handled. It wasn’t like he was completely unaware, but maybe by virtue of until
recently only being a resident for a few months out of the year, he had never
really known the scale of it. It was hard to believe it didn’t spill out into
the town more often than it did. Good thing he, Mabel, and Tyrone were here to keep
things regulated.

Well, just Mabel and Tyrone, really. It really had been
effective, making them handle most of the weird stuff. They were efficient and
competent; the both of them capable, in different ways, of calming down and
dealing with the troubles of Gravity Falls. And meanwhile, Dipper did the other
stuff. The boring stuff. The stuff everyone hated to do.

It was unfortunate, and frustrating, but sometimes,
compromises have to be made. This was their job now, or at least it would be
soon, and part of a job was that you had specific responsibilities, and they
weren’t always the ones you wanted, but you did them anyway. He had to take
this seriously, as serious as Mabel did, who was building and crafting every
day, as serious as Tyrone, who wrote report after report over what was going on
in the forest.

It was just…

This whole Mystery Shack thing was his idea, right? Shouldn’t he
be having fun too?

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I thought asexual people were literally repulsed by sex and/or the concept of sex. If so, why do you think about Rick and Morty doing the do? if not, please enlighten me.

a-morty-for-every-rick:

trubutt:

a-morty-for-every-rick:

Thats sex repulsed asexuals k. Asexuals don’t find any person sexually attractive thats it. Some have sex drives some don’t its all normal, and that kinda a weird thing to ask some one, like “ HEY YOU GET BONERS??” I’m somewhat sex repulsed, I don’t like people touching me and the idea of having sex with someone makes me sick, BUT I have a sex drive(vrooom vroom mutha fuckers)  and hell I don’t even find Rick or Morty attractive physically. What I like is the situations they are in and the dynamic of the relationship and the kinky stuff, because hey i’m not involved so I can enjoy the show lol  

FYI this will be the last time I talk about my sexuality, i’m not all that interested in a discussion on it. nor is it anyones business. I would rather talk about Dom Morty grabbing rick by the hair and making him his Subby bitch :3

The idea of asexuals who like sex is fucking dumb

The idea of your parents having sex to make a shit stain like you is fucking dumb. Looks like we are both disappointed

tically:

Quixotic

There was a reason Sans told shitty jokes all the time. ‘Sides the fact that they ruled, that is. But in particular, he told them around Boss because Mr. Femur Up His Ass pretended to be a punctilious killjoy all the time.

Sans knew him better. That screwy kid was still in there, somewhere, under layers of learned-self-preservation and thorny peacocking.

Sans told shitty jokes to get his guard down. Because every now and then, he’d come up with a real zinger. Something completely out of left field and so clever that it would make Papyrus pause, then break into startled laughter. And Sans would drop everything to just beam at him, in that dopey loving way, as he listened to a genuine, soul deep guffaw until the other wiped magic from his sockets.

“WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME WITH THAT GOOFY EXPRESSION?” But he’s not scowling. He’s grinning. And his eyelights twinkle closer to white than to red.

“because I live for that, you know?”