hey leech so i noticed you’ve made a lot of friends who ship fontcest and i was kinda antsy the whole time because i was afraid you’d end up shipping it. (nothing against you or the people who do, it just makes me uncomfortable) now that you wrote honeymustard, i just wanna know if i should be prepared for the other ships? where it’s more direct, same universe bros banging? (the cross shipping stuff is easier for me to gloss over for some reason idk) no hate; just need to know what to block :’)

germindis-leechlamp:

germindis-leechlamp:

understandable concern!

oh anon, you bring this up so gently, you are presh, please lemme boop yer nose

i personally still don’t ship any fontcest at all, and never will. for some reason creepy honeymustard is a weird loophole for me where i just like swap pap being written as a creep so much, it pretty much overrides every other discomfort involved. by being…the right kind of uncomfortable for me??

my forecast shows that, if you wish to continue looking at this trash blog, you may want to be prepared to block honeymustard, because the creepwap calls to me. and possibly fellcest just because of that one chapter of RLD where a shapeshifter tries to bang sans while looking like his brother. idk, it may come up again on here. but same universe bros banging, no, never from me.

if you guys have particular things you really want me to always tag, please let me know. i know i can be a space cadet about that sometimes.

this post is from december 2016

“i personally still don’t ship any fontcest at all, and never will.”

“but same universe bros banging, no, never from me.”

“no, never from me.”

“̙̘n͈o̩͇͚̳̕,̼̲͓͎ ̴̲͙̖̮n͖͉͓̝̻̰ę͈͚̭v̸̞̠̣̼̹e̩͈̞̭̪̲r̥͖͢ ̻̣̜f̘̞̻͚r̰o͕̲ḿ ̲̜̜͉m̶͍e̵̥̖̬͉̜̹.̨̠̘̲͙̘̥”̷̹̦̤͖̲̬̲

My Brother’s Little Red Book [Fellcest] [1/?]

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@germindis-leechlamp and I told you guys to trust us hehehe >;3

Rating: E
Relationship: UF!Papyrus/UF!Sans [Fellcest]
Chapter Wordcount: 2568
Summary: Sans was always careful to make sure his brother didnt see him in heat, so its particularly awkward when, this time, Papyrus sees everything. Good thing Papyrus is prepared to take care of him no matter what the trouble.
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eros-gleams:

My favorite set up for Pinescest is awkward sibling make out practice. And as they get older it just escalates from there. Like Mabel plans on doing oral w/ her boyfriend, and is nervous about being bad at it- so she practices w/ Dipper. In the end they wind up living together for college and having casual sex with one another because??? It’s just, a thing at that point. It eventually evolves to where they admit they have legit feelings for each other when they realize that they don’t even care for their actual ‘romantic’ partners like they do for each other.