Grocery shopping with someone is an underrated form of intimacy
Okay I’m so sorry but I’m 100% co-opting this post for feedist purposes because like
Feedees putting things in their cart and giving puppy-eyes to their feeder knowing they’d let them have it anyway
Feeders putting extra fattening treats in the cart, patting their feedee’s tum and commenting about how it’s a special treat, or something to make sure they’re full between meals
Comparing nutritional info to get the most fattening bang for the buck
Talking about all the ingredients you need for upcoming feasts
FREE SAMPLES
Picking out cakes and other big desserts like it’s a special occasion, but all the time
Learning which little snacks are just irresistible and have to be constantly restocked
Rolling up to the cashier with all that food and not even remotely pretending it’s for anyone else
Don’t even try to tell me that isn’t goals af because it is
Go on, order two pizzas instead of one. Get double cheeseburgers instead of single. Go back and get a second plate, even if you feel like you’re not hungry. Eat even when you feel like you’re running out of steam. You need that perfect mixture of pain and pleasure that only being stuffed to the absolute maximum capacity can give you. You want to feel big and bloated, your body flooded with the excitement of feeling simultaneous guilt and desire. Take that extra bite, push yourself further than you thought possible. You know you need it.
I feel like this is what they did shortly before leaving Fell. Instead of saying goodbye, they just say ‘fuck you’ to the whole shebang. ❤ Awesome job as usual, Ops!
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