edward-or-ford:

fauxpines:

So I have had this thought pop up for the last few days and was wondering this question.

If the great Alex Hirsch agreed to read one, and only one, Pinecest fanfiction story, what story would you have him read?

It could be any story that features the twins, even the fics where they are not exactly related. I am curious what I will hear. Please share this I am genuinely interested if other people have had this thought as well.

A few personal selections for me would be Wedge by @fallsintoapit, Fistbump or Unexpected by @edward-or-ford, Sleepless Nights by @equilateral-asshat, or Separation by @sprucepinecest and @sunshineshipper

I know that is way too many for just one choice, and believe me there are many more contenders out there, but these are some of the ones that have made stories that kind of legitimize the whole them being together is alright for me.

(Good god I hope Alex never reads any of my stuff.)

Assuming Alex has interest in this particular subject matter, I would vote for “Mystery Twins” (Intro, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9) by @coniferoussiblings . As an “origin story” of their taboo relationship, no other story (in my opinion) does a better job of doing so while capturing the spirit of the television show. There’s comedy, adventure, danger, and the familiar setting and characters of Gravity Falls, along with spot-on banter between Dipper and Mabel. Plus while it does have some NSFW erotic scenes, it is written tastefully and fits perfectly into the tone of the story. It may have been the first Pinecest fanfic I ever read, but it objectively remains a standard-bearer.