transmazon:

Pro tip for healthy gaining: sunflower seeds

Gaining is great! Piling on pounds of fat (and muscle if you want, as I do) is gleeful and full of joy, BUT REMEMBER THAT NUTRITION IS STILL REALLY IMPORTANT AND SEPARATE FROM CALORIE RESTRICTION.

One great food for lots of healthy fats and nutriets with little effort is SUNFLOWER SEEDS!

You can buy them shelled by the pound at Trader Joe’s for only $2, and these little motherfuckers have so much going for them!

A) extremely calorie dense. We’re talking ~3,000 calories for just the one pound.

B) healthier fat distribution. Each serving has only 2.5 grams of saturated (slightly more dangerous) fat, but 9 grams of polyunsaturated fat and 5 grams of monounsaturated fat – these ARE STILL GONNA PACK ON POUNDS but they’re better for your heart and can help you feel better and have more energy.

C) so many fucking nutrients. Copper that’s good for your blood and skin, vitamin E that makes you literally a god, it’s ridiculous. Google it.

D) 8 grams of protein and 3 grams of fiber per serving – these make them great for both building muscle and good for healthy digestion – it’s important to get fiber in your diet when you’re eating as much as we are

E) They’re SUPER EASY to stealth into your day-to-day routine without being too public. Throw them in a salad, snack on them at your desk.

F) no animals have to get harmed for you to pig out on them

G) they’re literally the most delicious thing!

H) if you decide to stop gaining, they’re a healthy habit to already have bc they do so much good for you!

in-your-face-elizabeth:

Heyyyyo, just wanted to give you guys a heads up that this blog is going into permanent hibernation mode and will be locked with a password at the end of the week. Pinecest isn’t much my jam anymore and I’d rather there not be such easy access to this place. The password will be Justkiddingaboutthehotdogsale for those of you who still want access (please don’t repost that anywhere)! People I still owe commissions to can reach me via email.

Thanks for all the good times here ya knuckleheads!! Peace ^_^

❤

lunafeeder:

Let’s play a game, okay? Get some rest tonight, because tomorrow you’ll wake up, hands tied to the bed, the smell of all of your favorite foods wafting in from the kitchen. First, I’ll lift your heavy, soft belly and position myself on your lap. And I’ll tease you relentlessly. Making fun of how fat you’ve become and how far you’ve let yourself go. How you’re completely unable to resist always having something tasty in your mouth. I’ll grab at your fat, jiggling it, and grind into you. I’ll have you begging for me to fuck you. Struggling at your restraints to get some kind of relief for how incredibly turned on you are. But you didn’t really think I’d give you the satisfaction just yet, did you? No- first you need to eat. I made your favorite, remember? We can’t let that go to waste. And you’ll willingly eat, bite after bite. You can tell me to stop if you want. But I’ll only touch you if you’ve got food in your mouth. And I’ll only let you cum when I’m satisfied with how much you’ve stuffed in that greedy face. Your belly needs to be swollen, huge, and pulled taut from the weight of the food you’ve forced into it. You need to have consumed so many calories that you’ll surely gain at least 2lbs from this one stuffing alone. And when you’re done, you can cum. That’s your reward for being my fat obedient pet. Of course I’ll give you belly rubs and snuggles- we need to get you relaxed and ready for tomorrow when we do it all again.