DECENT BONEBLOSSOM FOR ALL U SINNERS. Inspired by an rp I’m currently doin with the fantastic @zinzucchini. She’s so good to me. Feeding the nyehctar addiction…..the thirst is real.
can you imagine that happening with the annoying dog tho…he finds one of sans or paps’ dildos and mistakes it for a chew toy
“THAT CANINE HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!!!”
“what happened bro?”
“HE COMPLETELY DESTROYED MY 100% ACCURATE METTATON DILDO!!! IT IS NOT A CHEW TOY IT IS A COLLECTIBLE!!!”
Or (oh my god this is even worse) imagine that idea that was really popular a while back where they could detach their dick and use it as a sex toy and they just leave it lying around for anyone to find
instead of random pleasure coming out of nowhere…UNEXPECTED EXPLICIT PAIN
non-suspicious 